10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.