10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz