10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."