10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels