10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker