10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow