10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---