10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers