10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss