10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)