10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel