10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.