10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim