10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow