10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!