10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.