10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph