10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "No river, no fish."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.