10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.