10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.