10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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