10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.