10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)