10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Those eggs smell delicious!