10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986