10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.