10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth