10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare