10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.