10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.