10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "No river, no fish."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers