10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.