10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
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- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!