10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.