10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.