10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.