10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd