10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer