10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln