10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant