10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."