10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.