10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."