10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob