10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker