10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"