10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for loners.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus