10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.