10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls