10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.